DUB KITCHEN

BANNED!

Ok, so I am going to start banning myself from blogging when im drunk.

See, I try to be all introspective and shit.

Uggghg, but I end up sounding like a drunk rambling idiot, which at that moment, I probably am.

So, if you all want to amuse yourselves and read my stooooopid ramblings, then I will continue.

If not, I am Herby BANNING myself from Blogging Drunk,

oh and for my own amusement, heres a drunk kitten.

Its Friday and Im Hungry!

WElp,
Got a lil drunk last night,
made an obnoxious attempt at socializing
and now i want some food, so Heay!

Lovin this:

M.I.A

MORNIN!!!

GOOD MORNIN!

So,
I really want some waffle house,
and I really want to go on a road trip.

I am hoping that me and Jenny B can get away on our trip in August or September.
Our Destination:
TEXAS

We were talkin about Jenny B's mom, and we yelled "lets go see her!!!"
Therefore, we go to Texas.

So wish me luck! Tell my broke ass to save some money so I can actually make this shit happen. The Dub Kitchen isnt going to be playing any shows for about a month, so its the pefect time...

On an A.D.D. Tangent:
I think the Dub Kitchen might be traveling this Fall as well!
Possibly Memphis, Minnesota, and Chicago (with stops along the way)

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Thats me closing my eyes and wishing with all my might that this will in fact happen!

Try-Too-Hard Jenny

"Hey! Wanna Come over?"
"Oh, OK"
I got my pretty dress on and I've done
my hair up nice, with the curlin iron and stuff.
I put on eyeliner and my best blue shimmer eye glimmer.
Am I pretty? Is this Pretty?
Maybe if I will wear a dress you will answer the phone.
Did you get the voicemail I left you?
Maybe you havent checked it yet.
Ohhh, I've got to use the straightener on this
piece of bang.
Need some more lip gloss.
Thats too red,
Ill use this gold.
Thats too gold,
Ill use this Burgendy
Shit,
Now I look like whore.

Yum, a Cupcake
Ok, let me get that bronzer blush combo pact
Ill put it only on my apples to "maximize my cheeks"
as they say
gees, Im fat
I should just stop eating

mmmmmmm, ok

ready to GO!

you never got them

im different
highly different
and i cant help but
just try to fit the norm
when growin up
in the outer world,
where you strive to be T.V.
Where I was striving just to be.
I cant look back now, and say, "i got the shaft"
just like you believe
that our own destiny is in
you and me

they just didnt want you to see

Its not a Monday....

unless you see a lil borat...

YUMMY

guess what I get today

yumm yumm yumm,

i love it