Try-Too-Hard Jenny

"Hey! Wanna Come over?"
"Oh, OK"
I got my pretty dress on and I've done
my hair up nice, with the curlin iron and stuff.
I put on eyeliner and my best blue shimmer eye glimmer.
Am I pretty? Is this Pretty?
Maybe if I will wear a dress you will answer the phone.
Did you get the voicemail I left you?
Maybe you havent checked it yet.
Ohhh, I've got to use the straightener on this
piece of bang.
Need some more lip gloss.
Thats too red,
Ill use this gold.
Thats too gold,
Ill use this Burgendy
Shit,
Now I look like whore.

Yum, a Cupcake
Ok, let me get that bronzer blush combo pact
Ill put it only on my apples to "maximize my cheeks"
as they say
gees, Im fat
I should just stop eating

mmmmmmm, ok

ready to GO!